Here are some pictures:
It is white with a red interior, power sun roof and a broken back window.
~~Bassman560
It is white with a red interior, power sun roof and a broken back window.
~~Bassman560
In Honor of Stupid People In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
--On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
--On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.."
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
Some people do need help.
Bassman560
anyways, steak dinner tonight, so, see ya'
Bassman560
Alas, it is raining again, this time in the form of a very loud thunderstorm. L
Our dog,
Welp, on to other things…
I was just thinking about life and sitting in awe at the fact that every day (until you die that is) you wake up and are still breathing.
Right now, I am sitting in my bed, smelling bacon cook. If you’ve ever had bacon for dinner you will know how wonderful the smell is.
A couple of weeks ago I took my bass amp, put it under my bed, hooked it up to my iPod, sat on my bed and played the bassiest song I had. It sounded (or felt) really cool.
Now I will, on the spot, write a haiku about Lightning.
Lightning By Bassman560
Lightning, quite thrilling
Soundless, bright’ning up the sky
Striking quietly
On that note, I will now end this entry
Bassman560
Ahhh, at last no rain.
Although the rain was nice, since we are in a drought.
I have decided that you all are probably tired of my telling you about my boring life.
So therefore I will, from now on, only write about my life if something earth-shattering happens.
Now that I have preformed my evil deed, I will move on to other things…
Now to think of something (Very Long Pause)……
Ah Ha!! I have it!
I will now make up a story about a boy named Dwaine who is in a tree.
Oh phoo, I don’t really have a story about Dw-
Wait one minute! Some thing earth-shattering did really just happen!!!!
I am sitting outside at a table, and guess what???
I felt something hit my back, so I turned around to see what it was, and BANG it was a hunk of bird poop.
Seriously, how many times have YOU been pooped on by a bird?
Back to what I saying……
aine but I bet you that I am related to someone named Dwaine, he’s probably my uncle’s cousin’s, great aunt’s mother’s 1st cousin, twice-removed’s neighbor’s dad-in-Milwaukee- oh never mind.
This is a video that some relative sent me.
Hope you like it as much as I do.
Now it looks like it is going to rain.
Just my luck :(
Anyhooness
So long!
Bassman560
It seems that when ever I start to blog, it starts to (or is) rain (or raining).
Saturday my grandpa and I went to a car show.
One thing I really hate is when you go to some specialty show, and there is somebody who is selling some thing that has NOTHING to do with what the show is about!!
But anyways, we saw a black 1963 Studebaker Avanti (for those of you who don’t know what that is, it is a sports car that was made by the Studebaker Automotive Company in 1963, ’64 & ’65).
But, on to other, random, things.
I have decided to randomly make up a poem.
Once there was a man named Dan
He got hot so he bought a fan
He got in a fight where he met his man
He likes his soda in a can
He fixed his omelet in a pan
He had a wife whose name was Jan
His mode of transportation was a van
He had to go back where he began
That was kind of stupid, but anyways…
Yesterday, my friend Forrest and I converted our shed into a club house...
The things of the week:
Song: Extreme Days by: tobyMac
Book(s): The Hardy Boys- The Shortwave Mystery
Quote: none
Well, got 2 go...
Bassman560
Today we just got hooked up to… yep! you guessed it, natural gas!
But that's not that exciting is it?
So I'll talk about something different.
Monday my friends Sam and Kyle(and my self) went to the Durham museum of life and science to volunteer(See link under my links) .
We cleaned owl cages.
Sam cleaned the little screech owl cage (they were really cute).
Kyle and I cleaned the big owl cage.
After that we went to TACO BELL!!!!
Tomorrow I am going to the orthodontist; I’ll blog about that later
Talk to you later!
Marck