Thunder & Lightning & Bacon Oh my!

Alas, it is raining again, this time in the form of a very loud thunderstorm. L

Our dog, Nancy, hates thunderstorms. So when a thunderstorm comes along, she takes the liberty of going in to my parents’ walk-in-closet, lying down and staying there until it’s all over.

Welp, on to other things…

I was just thinking about life and sitting in awe at the fact that every day (until you die that is) you wake up and are still breathing.

Right now, I am sitting in my bed, smelling bacon cook. If you’ve ever had bacon for dinner you will know how wonderful the smell is.

A couple of weeks ago I took my bass amp, put it under my bed, hooked it up to my iPod, sat on my bed and played the bassiest song I had. It sounded (or felt) really cool.

Now I will, on the spot, write a haiku about Lightning.

Lightning By Bassman560

Lightning, quite thrilling

Soundless, bright’ning up the sky

Striking quietly

On that note, I will now end this entry

Bassman560

UNTITLED!!

Ahhh, at last no rain.

Although the rain was nice, since we are in a drought.

I have decided that you all are probably tired of my telling you about my boring life.

So therefore I will, from now on, only write about my life if something earth-shattering happens.

Now that I have preformed my evil deed, I will move on to other things…

Now to think of something (Very Long Pause)……

Ah Ha!! I have it!

I will now make up a story about a boy named Dwaine who is in a tree.

Oh phoo, I don’t really have a story about Dw-

Wait one minute! Some thing earth-shattering did really just happen!!!!

I am sitting outside at a table, and guess what???

I felt something hit my back, so I turned around to see what it was, and BANG it was a hunk of bird poop.

Seriously, how many times have YOU been pooped on by a bird?

Back to what I saying……

aine but I bet you that I am related to someone named Dwaine, he’s probably my uncle’s cousin’s, great aunt’s mother’s 1^st cousin, twice-removed’s neighbor’s dad-in-Milwaukee- oh never mind.

This is a video that some relative sent me.

Hope you like it as much as I do.

Now it looks like it is going to rain.

Just my luck :(

Anyhooness

So long!

Bassman560